Total Medals Earned: 3,023 (From
554 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 45,805 Points
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Finish one third of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
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Set Darcy on fire.
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
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Kill Naja and send him back to hell.
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game.
Send all three souls back to hell.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
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Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
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Beat the Game
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Time paid life's bill.
Science is bad, M'kay?
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Solve level 3
Solve Level 9
Solve Level 17
Solve all levels