Total Medals Earned: 3,052 (From 557 different games.) Total Medal Score: 46,010 Points
Medals Earned: 8/32 (80/500 points)
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Time paid life's bill.
Science is bad, M'kay?
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Solve level 3
Solve Level 9
Solve Level 17
Solve all levels
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Medals Earned: 6/11 (70/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/110 points)
You climbed the tower as a warrior.
You climbed the tower as a barbarian.
You climbed the tower as a knight.
You climbed the tower as a monk.
You climbed the tower as a ninja.
You climbed the tower as a paladin.
You climbed the tower as a priest.
You climbed the tower as a ranger.
You climbed the tower as a sorceress.
You climbed the tower as a thief.
You climbed the tower as a wizard.
Medals Earned: 2/38 (15/500 points)
Beat 3 levels
Be ranked in the top 40%
Beat a highscore
No gold 10 different levels
Collect total of 60000 gold
No gold 5 different levels
Die 20 times
Die 5 times
No gold in one level
Collect total of 5000 gold
Perfect 5 levels
Beat boss 1
Upgrade a part to max
Die 5 times while using the slow shield
Right click achievement
Convert 900 bullets to gold with one bomb
Use the bomb 15 times
Beat 10 levels
Beat boss 1 without dying once
Get all trophies [15]
Die 50 times
Perfect 10 levels
Beat level 15 without dying
Use the bomb 35 times
Get 2/3 of all trophies [10]
Get 1/3 of all trophies [5]
Beat boss 2
Beat a level > 15 getting at least 2 ribbons and not dying
Upgrade 3 parts to max
Beat boss 2 without dying once
Be ranked in the top 20%
Perfect 15 levels
Upgrade all parts to max
Collect total of 200000 gold
Slow 600 bullets with 1 slow shield
Hit 1000 bullets with 1 gold shield
Beat all levels
Be ranked in the top 8%
Medals Earned: 8/24 (155/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 10/25 (150/1,000 points)
Drive 3 km with no wheels
Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Rescue and secure a civilian
Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Kill one of each enemy type
Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Unlock the entire survival guide
In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
Reach max levels on at least one character
Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Complete Hardcore Story mode
Complete story mode
Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Reach 20 km in dead state
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/205 points)
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Complete the game
Destroy last boss without getting hit
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/95 points)
Lose to Kim Jong Un
Score on yourself.
Get a Shot Clock Violation
"Beat" Kim Jong Un
Shut Out Kim Jong Un
